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Tingle to the love song

'Hollow days, Hollow nights'

The newest way to learn English grammar! 

Love and laughter all the way.

Shed a tear to

'Why does this keep happening to me?

All the tension of those English proficiency exams!

You'll be humming the tunes long after you leave the theatre

This video and others on the Get Fcked  The Musical website are age restricted on YouTube where appropriate to 18+ by Get Fcked The Musical

A musical and bawdy journey for adults through English grammar,

with comedy and romance along the way.

Our Story

The adult foreign students at an international school in London, only days away from their English language exam, are concerned about their English grammar …then Teacher Bob introduces a crash course which includes the word  ‘f*ck’ to the English grammar curriculum to spice up their revision…14 likeable characters plus two romances and a love triangle tied together with 26 catchy songs make for a great comedy romance musical show in any country.

"English grammar, a gift to the whole f*cking world..."

Meet Our Characters

Angela is dressed lick a Goth, with a dark top with brooch at the neck in this head and shoulders image. She looks quite foreboding in her Goth make-up with a white face, heavy black eye make-up and dark lipstick. Her hair is jet black, long, parted down the middle with two upstanding pointed ears of hair at the rear of the top of her head
Bella is a beautiful young Italian student, long chestnut hair, beautiful full lips, lovely eyes and eyebrows, a high forehead. She is a classic lovely young lady who could easily steal your heart
Chailai is from Thailand. She is about 19 years old, with dark hair, parted in the middle and with long pigtails coming forward over her shoulders. She has an open, innocent face, with bright, intelligent eyes and a broad smile. She is wearing blue open necked top in this head and shoulders image


Angela

Germany


Bella

Italy 


Chailai

Thailand

Angela is a political activist and she wants to study Political Science at university and then become a career politician. Why does she dress like this?

Bella, a beautiful young Italian lady is just made to break hearts, although she probably doesn't know it. She loves babies and wants nothing more than to get her degree in History and settle down and have big family.

Chailai wants to follow her older sister by becoming a pharmacist and working in the same hospital in Bangkok. Chailai loves babies and she gets on very well with Bella and Renata; they both love babies too!

Marina from Brazil is about 24 years old, good looking - some might say that she's a '10' . In this head and shoulder image she has a low top and you can only see the straps on her shoulders. She is very attractive and although she is strong character you can see sensitivity and hesitancy in her face.


Marina

Brazil

Marina wants to work in hotels and the hospitality industry. She is a definite '10' in the eyes of many men. She works hard, she likes a drink, but somehow she can never find  a good man to become her hubby 

Nicole is an attractive French actress, about 24 years old. She is wearing a high neck, dark beige knitted pullover in this image. She has delicate features, blonde hair piled high, a little unkempt which gives her a vulnerable look


Nicole

France

Nicole, a French actress wanting a breakthrough in English speaking roles. In many ways sophisticated, she says that she is just a girl, tired of the hollowness of actors. She wants something real. 

Renata from Mexico is about 22 years old. It's fair to say that she has a chubby look. A very honest face, lovely open, honest eyes, a warm smile, and long hair pulled back. The word 'sweet' describes Renata. She is wearing a maroon coloured top with a low, round cut neckline


Renata

Mexico

Sweet Renata loves babies and wants to be a nurse and then a midwife. Before she can do this in the countries she wants to work in she has to pass her English proficiency exam.

Our Songs

26 songs, foot tappers, heart melting love songs with haunting lyrics, story songs that move the narrative along, and English grammar songs which are light years away from 'London Bridge is falling down'.

The song videos are in running order from left to right down the columns.

Aarvar explains in song that native speakers of English break grammar rules all the time and sets the scene for Teacher Bob's outrageous 'f' word plan.

Teacher Bob leads by example and shows how the Interrogative, the question words 'How', 'What', 'Why', 'When' and others can be combined with the 'f' word.

The 8 Parts of Speech become an excuse by the whole of the student cast on stage to revel in the new word introduced by Teacher Bob. Here it's just Christos.

Marina is a good student of English grammar and Teacher Bob selects her to tell the other students why grammar is important - and she must use the 'f' word!

Tony is a good student, he's worked hard at his science subjects and now needs only a good mark in his English proficiency exam to get into university.

Christos again, this time he presents the 12 Tenses in a foot tapping number which covers all them in a memorable way.

Ali is still confused about Prepositions but he still manages to acquit himself well as he ponders the of what is and what isn't a preposition.

Vladimir leads the way with the conjugation of the 'f' word with the Past tense. That leaves the Present and Future tenses. Who is best suited for these?

This song is sung by Prince Benatunde in ACT 1 as he explains to the class what a pronoun is using the 'f' word as instructed by Teacher Bob.

Bella sings about nouns but she can't say the 'f' word. She uses the 'l' word instead. She also uses some nouns that foretell the future...

Vladimir's voice soars as  he asks for help with his English from our French actress student, Nicole. He certainly needs help, he's got the lovebug!

Renata is so sweet and, she loves babies and needs to pass her English proficiency exam to learn to be a midwife. The song Adverbs and Adjectives suits her.

Chailai is from Thailand and wants to be a pharmacist but first of all she has to pass her English proficiency exam. Here she uses her own version of the 'f' word. 

Marina relishes her revision homework and roars out the Present tense of the verb 'f*ck' to the delight of her fellow students.

Who better to explain when and where to use 'who' or 'whom' than Marina? She follows Teacher Bob's crash course order and 'Who f*cked whom?' results.

Angela Fuchs, a student with political aspirations from Germany, belts out her 'Interjections and Exclamations' song with excitment!

Nicole delivers a lesson in grammar with her confident delivery of 'While and whilst'. It has quite an effect on one of the students!

Tingle to Nicole as she sings, 'Hollow days, hollow nights'. Nicole is an actress, but she's a 100% female girl at heart, and she's giving that heart here.

It's exam time and that starts with the Listening Exam. Bella sets the tone with the Listening Exam song, one of four exam songs.

The Writing Exam is third, another strong delivery from Vladimir. Writing is different, you can't hide the mistakes; read the question and read it again

Christos has great humour and delivers a love song in the terms of the 8 Parts of Speech, tongue in cheek, no 'f' words, but with his heart in the words.

Christos takes over for the next exam, the Reading Exam. This catchy tune catches the mood of the exam and the need to take care.

In the fourth and last exam Nicole sings another foot tapper, the Speaking exam song. Say hello to your examiner, and keep talking, just keep talking! 

Bella has a love song too, and it's also based on English grammar, this time it's the 12 Tenses. Didn't Christos start out with a song of the 12 Tenses?

Marina is rock bottom sad. 'Why does this keep happening to me?' she asks herself. She is definitely a 10, men say so. But why does no-one stay with her?

Who better for the finale, and what better than a look into the future? Marina and the cast with  the future, the Future tense of the verb 'f*ck', of course!  

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